Character description and my opinion based on The Twits
Mr Twit The Twittiest Twit Ever
Mr Twit has a very ugly appearance, especially his big, long, matted beard. You can see some of the food in it, and the rest must just be a horrific mouldy mess at the back of his beard. I personally think he should really wash it or just shave it off altogether it’s so unhygienic he could probably be dead by now it’s so bad! He seems to like his Wednesday (usually) bird pie, once he tried to put boys in it because he’s so obsessed. He must be as hungry as a horse on Wednesdays. He’s even gone out with Mrs Twit to buy guns to get the birds. He has four pet monkeys too, he makes them stand upside down for hours, his heart is a cold, cold, COLD stone.
Mrs Twit The Haggiest Of The Hags
Mrs Twit and her old glass eye are absolutely DISGUSTING. Once she put it in Mr Twits drink and he drank all of it and almost the eye too. She has a walking stick too, (she just has to hit and swat everything she sees with that one good but not so good eye), even if it’s her husband. She is as ugly as the oldest, scruffiest, wartiest, witch in the world (I would even say uglier) she needs massive PERMANENT plastic surgery. I don’t know how she’s not arrested for just being ugly that’s how atrocious it is. She’s always playing pranks on Mr Twit (and Mr Twit does the same). Mrs and Mr Twit don’t even care about each other, you might think they sound the same and would be a perfect match but NO they basically hate each other! I wonder if they’ll ever get a divorce?I hope you enjoy my character description about The Twits
